It’s been a hot minute since I shared a blog from my series of “The Not So Mommy” Blogs, but alas, I am BACK with THE MOST NON PINTEREST Perfect Party you have ever seen and I am in LOVE. Yes you read that right. I survived throwing my daughter the best “last -min -target- run…oh- my -gosh -I -can -get on -Amazon- prime -before- we- leave”… party ever!!!! So that’s my official title! You see, prior to having TWO kids I felt like… “Man, having a kid isn’t THAT hard… I don’t feel like that tired mom who needs coffee and only wears sweats all the time” type of mom….BUT you guys… all those silly memes and comedy routines are NOT (usually) about having just one kid…. it’s about 2+ kids and obviously with only two kids (and a sister who has 5.5 kids (baby on the way) I FOR SURE know it gets harder with MORE. So here I am barely getting by with my  demon baby, Knighton and my sassy pants  pre-teen 4 year old, to tell you that I DO NOT… I repeat.. DO NOT have all my sh** together. AND.THATS.OK!!!!!! So, I decided our camping trip of cell phone photos, random shots and even the photos the kids (mostly hasty) took, are being blogged. For your sanity and mine, feel free to share this post so that it goes viral all over the interwebs to show that SOME MOMS INDEED HAVE NORMAL BIRTHDAY PARTIES FOR THEIR KIDS!!!!!

THIS IS HER VERY FIRST PHOTO SHE HAS EVER TAKEN (besides iphone!)

NOW ONTO THE KIDS’ PHOTOS! Anything that Hastings is actually IN was likely taken by one of her cousins! Please don’t miss her on the back of daddy’s bike near the end hahah! It might be my FAVORITE part!